Now Lynn who thought she was Queen Elizabeth was Couch sitting after being evicted. Carol, the one who probally was Queen Elizabeth in her past life, does not know it or want to believe it. That is if it was true.

An interesting fact with all the tobacco legislation in the news within the last five years is, Queen Elizabeth started the trade in the colonies in that life and in this one helped put an end to it by leading one of the nations strongest prevention movement against it in Massachusetts. But back to Lynn.

See years ago QEII was her boss at that prevention center and fired her. But Lynn remained a fair weather friend for years afterwards, because the sound of ready cash does that! See Carol can never say no to anyone.

Lynn comes from a wealthy family in Manhattan. Lawyer types. So is all of Lynn's siblings. But not Lynn, she is by the scruff of her neck. Getting pulled out of danger all the time. Pink slips and eviction notices. But she still swears she was the Queen.

Well the Queen is on the couch and needs wine and dog food, in that order. It has worked in the past, so Lynn goes to Carol's check book. Back pages of an unused book, in random order. Hell, why go through the embarrassment of asking Carol for money when you know she was going to say yes anyway? So she Signs a couple with her practiced hand and out to the Bunghole. Now the Bunghole is a famous liquor store in Salem. With that name, it was sure to become Salem's number one motif for tourist photos.

See QEII has been staying at my place mostly for the last two years. Lynn would of kept the cobwebs out of that apartment in Lynn. Lynn Lynn, the city of sin, You never come out the way you go in! The apartment Lynn was stayin inwas in Lynn. Try saying that one four times fast! Well Lynn went in poor and came out thousand dollars richer. Rent free.

Money Fairies. QEII (second incarnation not to be confused with the reigning monarch of England.) might of been called the Fairy Queen for a reason. See she was so bad with money, it always fell out of her pocket. But if you had money fairies putting it back into envelopes for you in various forms of checks, you would not worry. How do you think England in Queen Elizabeth's time went fro

m broke to the world's strongest empire? But QEII was always worrying about it. So when she was robbed a thousand dollars from Lynn. The bank gave her thousand dollars right back because they did not send her a bank statement for over two years. Which would of warned her in time, so they were held liable. Also Lynn had to pay her back another thousand dollars. In the end QEII made Two thousand dollars , for a Thousand she never lost in the first place. Still to this day, she does not believe in her Fairy Friends.

Well QEII is somewhere in the world and I did see Lynn afterwards. She was coming out of the hospital. This was a follow up visit. See three months before, she went in to get some corns operated on. See she had a bad foundation in life with her neglectful parents, and they manifested into corns on her feet. But on that day she was coming out of a follow up appointment for her stomach surgery. She had a couple feet of her intestines removed. I guess she could not stomach what she did to her friend the Queen.

Like in the Babington plot, Queen Elizabeth could of had her disemboweled. Then hanged to be followed by drawn and quartering . To be finished by decapitation. I guess half a disembowelment ain't too bad, by proxy at least!

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