Q: When in a relationship, why is it so difficult getting used to sleeping with someone in the same bed? Why do women find it necessary to cuddle so much?

A: You won't believe this, but I recently became an expert on this subject.

For some reason women are always cold, it doesn't matter if it's + 35 outside and the humidity is causing you to periodically ring out your shirt or even if it's -20 outside, but the heat is on so high that your monthly utility bills are rivaling the city of Edmonton.

A couple of my friends are trying out a new solution that probably won't work. They have a timer system where the girl is allowed to cuddle for 2 minutes and 25 seconds every 3 hours. Reasonably intelligent idea, but the guy is forgetting that the 2 minutes every 3 hours will slowly turn to 15 minutes every hour.

The impossible thing for a guy is to try to roll away once the girl has fallen asleep on

his arm. He can't wake her up, because that would mean it's cuddling time again. He can't just let her sleep because he's dying of heat exhaustion and has an important research project due the next morning. So the solution is for him to butter his arm before going to bed so that he can easily slide it away later on. Sure he'll smell like Betty Crocker's finest, but at least he won't have to answer to his boss the next morning.

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